Just Between You & I

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I am! His name is Jonathan. 

He’s 27. He has a beard. He is a bookworm. He often quotes TV shows and movie references that I don’t recognize. He’s a really great writer. I think that’s kind of why I started to like him in the first place. 

1. I’ve never been stung.
2. I am very anxiously awaiting my decision letter (and financial aid award) from UMass Boston, where I hope to go back to school for writing.
3. I am currently reading Sexually, I’m More of a Switzerland by David Rose.
4. I am working a double at work tomorrow. Womppp wompppp wompppppppp.
5. I feel lonely tonight. 

I am eating a Wild Mushroom and Black Truffle flatbread pizza from Trader Joes at my kitchen table. And drinking blueberry lemonade. And wishing I were somewhere else. And that I had company. 

Anybody wanna give me $2-5k for cosmetic surgery?

(Source: hipstercore)